August 14, 2010
"I got 99 problems but a bitch ain’t one"

— (Update: More like I have 99 problems, a lack of a bitch being one)

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August 13, 2010

Don’t worry, be happy! This song reminds me of being a baby.

(Update : Well, okay, 3 year old. I guess I don’t actually remember being a baby, unlike some people)

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July 8, 2010

I think this might be my favourite picture of 2010, thus far.

There just isn’t enough octopus related news in the world.

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Filed under: octopus ze germans 
July 8, 2010

Fun fact : The humidex hit 40 at 10am this morning. In other news, I apparently live in India now.

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Filed under: heat wave india sweaty balls 
July 7, 2010
Verbosity Diminished

No I haven’t given up yet. It’s just too damned hot to think.

Even thinking that up took up too much energy. And energy is heat people.

Perhaps we could be using hot people as an energy source. Has anyone looked into this?

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Filed under: heat energy 
June 29, 2010

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June 25, 2010
"We want to beta stuff pre–Big Bang process."

— Mozilla “vice president of products” Jay Sullivan. (When did Mozilla become a company? I’m so out of touch.)

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Filed under: mozilla technology out of touch 
June 19, 2010
"One man’s theology is another man’s belly laugh."

— Robert A. Heinlein

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June 17, 2010
Liquor Time.

I’m fuckin’ drunk. It feels good.

Human Experience 106,456,367,669, Puritanism 0.

Update: Drinking is great until you remember how depressing your life is. I think I’m going to go sit on a spike now.

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Filed under: drinking satisfaction alcohol unemployment 
June 16, 2010
"What’s the ugliest part of your body?
Some say your nose.
Some say your toes.
But I think it’s YOUR MIND."

— Frank Zappa

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